titaniumbutt:

you may be the

but i am the

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour)

emilyfreakingstark:

xxbeccam:

WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO

(Source: lambrojolio)

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293)